Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I can sympathiseOnce tried to get off with a girl who seemed to like me, only to be told that she batted for the other team. We stayed good friends though, and still meet up every now and again.
And don't worry about being a foghorn - Tourettes frequently fails to engage her brain before blurting out what she's thinking, usually very loudly and at moments of optimum silence (Legless will testify for me on that one.)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:53,
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