Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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the sciency bit
The apples work to reduce the 'heat' because sweet counteracts 'hot'. A spoon or two of honey will do the same job, but apples may give better consistency.
If you're a fairy with spicy food (i.e. still have some tastebuds left), drink fizzy pop with your curries / chilli's. It works better than anything else to cool your jets.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:53, Reply)
The apples work to reduce the 'heat' because sweet counteracts 'hot'. A spoon or two of honey will do the same job, but apples may give better consistency.
If you're a fairy with spicy food (i.e. still have some tastebuds left), drink fizzy pop with your curries / chilli's. It works better than anything else to cool your jets.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:53, Reply)
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