Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I've always foundmilk is the best antidote to chilli. Once I forgot the "wash your hands" instruction and ended up having to dip my cock into a glass of milk to obtain relief.
No, I didn't drink or use the milk afterwards.
Whilst we're doing chilli recipes - I always use soya mince (even though I'm not a veggie) and swear by the tins of kidney beans in chilli sauce. Mushrooms (sliced) are also good in chillis.
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I_Was_Mordred, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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