Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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At the age of 21Still awkward, gangly, ugly, extremely virginal and with 7 or 8 years worth of suppressed sexual frustration bottled up inside me, I plastered the entirety of the upstairs landing of my student house with Page 3 stunnas. Ceiling, walls, even a laminated carpet.
I called it the Boob Tube.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:19,
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DittoBut it was in the twin bedroom that I shared with a mate in our student flat. Page 3 stunnas wrapped right the way around the room from one side of the door to the other. A work of genius.
Shame really that the young student girls who came round to view the flat while we were still staying there didn't share our opinion.
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boob tubeSpectacular!
LLB should do something like that on his home imporvements show.
I heartily approve.
Have a choccy.
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Boob tube...You know, that explains the "virginal" part.
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AgreedSomeone more experienced would have called it the Nork Walk.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:48,
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And you call my storypretty fucking tragic?
easy clean laminated floor?
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