Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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The Ex...Having just read a few of the more choice answers here I found my thoughts straying towards the subject of an ex-girlfriend.
Being of a highly moralistic and virtuous nature this QOTW got me thinking. Thus I basically rummaged around in my head to see if I could recall her hotmail password.
A few tries later and bingo…this could become an addiction…
Turns out she’s taking it up the wrong-un from a couple of guys, both of whom she works with, and one of which appears to be married and who’s misses she also works with…Genius.
The best part is that this was all in a draft e-mail that hadn’t yet been sent. Confessing all sorts of bog-shaggings and under table naughtiness while up the pub, with said misses present.
Dirty cow!
I am now advising anyone who may still be able to access an ex’s e-mail to do so, unless your not over it…
I’m assuming it’s a good sign I find this hilarious as opposed to upsetting…
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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 1 Feb 2007, 19:29,
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