Good sir!
You mentioned in your comment below that you've had many responses from women who don't enjoy penetrative sex. I promise they aren't lies! My own nether geography is a bit funny, making penetration either "is anything happening in there?" or "OW OW WTF GET OUT." And I have a boyfriend who just kind of rolls with it. Hurrah for non-simultaneous getting-off, I say.

You're apt to acknowledge that you're not the only one facing this kind of issue. And now you have the best means ever of getting beyond it.

The internet!

I know a healthy handful of women who are just not there on the penetrative sex thing, and I'm just one person. Imagine how many the internet knows! It helps that I generally hang out with a shiny-happy-sex-positive crowd, who aren't afraid of Toys In Babeland and kink. Given your experience, you're probably not into humiliation (good lord, I don't blame you. people are jerks.), but there is totally a lady or seven who'd love to play some games with you. Would you be offended if she used some sort of rubber thingy every so often? I bet you can work something out to your mutual delight.

Har. Now I want to play matchmaker.

No length joke. Certainly a verbosity joke, though!
(tinyninja, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:48, Reply)