My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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An Ostrich and Thomas the Tank EngineWhen I was little, about 3 or 4, I was the biggest Thomas the Tank Engine fan ever. You name it, I had it, from shoes and socks to undies and jumpers. I lived and breathed Thomas.
Anyway, one day my Nan took me to the local bird sanctuary/zoo type establishment for a good day of bird spotting. I was all wrapped up nice and warm with the crowning glory going to my Thomas bob hat. I looked the snizzle schizzle, I can assure you.
Then my little world ended.
I had spotted a very big bird and fascinated by its size ran straight to its enclosure. It was an ostrich and boy did it see me fucking coming. Childish glee and delight soon dissolved into sheer horror.
The ostrich took a fancy to my bobble and thinking it looked tasty ripped my hat off my head and devoured the thing whole before my very eyes.
I'm sure I don't need to explain how disappointing that situation was or how disappointed the ostrich must have been shitting out a full woolly hat. Either way, I hope some cunt fucinkg cunted that fucking twat of a bird.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, 3 replies)
You lived and breathed Thomas?Only after the age of about 14 I started living for impromptu Thomas the Tanks....
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:48,
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ostrichesI once saw a guy go into the ostrich enclosure at an agricultural show a few years ago and unfortunately drop something, every time he bent over to pick it up they had something else loose off him, he may well be there to this day trying to escape intact.
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On my first ever school excersion, when I was 5a frikking donkey ate my name tag! Right off the front of my dress and took the safety pin and the chunk of dress covering my nipple with it!
I had to walk around all day with my hand over my (what would someday become) breast.
Oh the shame.
I hate donkeys to this day.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:45, closed)
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