We had a contractor working over a weekend
...at stupid amounts per hour. On monday morning he arrived to see a printout on his desk: a list of all the porn sites he'd visited over the weekend while supposedly working.

He was contracted because of his alleged Mad Skillz, but clearly they didn't extend to the knowledge that the sysadmins can see what you've been up to...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)