It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Once, drunk, I improvised and recorded a songcalled "Fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck".
The words went something along the lines of: "I met a girl who was crazy about me, she had long blond hair and blue eyes, but she also had tourette's syndrome. She didn't know anyone but fuck shit, she had a fuck shit car and a fuck shit house, and she lived on fuck shit street. She was a fuck wit in her own self-proclaimed words, she liked to fuck shit fuck shit fuck, but that was alright with me - that was alright with me. Hahahaha."
Of course, while still considerably drunk I MSN'd it to one of my friends, who thought it would be funny to leak it onto the internet. I stuck my name on the id3 tag. Somehow it made its way onto the UC intranet (University of Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand), and now it's quite freely downloadable from most reputable DC++ hubs. I discovered this about two months after drunkenly dismissing it as gone forever, when a friend who wasn't even aware I could play guitar started singing it one lunch time. I veritably shook with rage. Actually I didn't.
But, of course, you'll want to listen to it so who am I to stop you? Save yourself the search.
Spose 'alcohol' isn't strictly 'drugs' though, meh, I have a very long penis.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 10:49, Reply)
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