Coming back from a fancy dress party
The theme being shipwrecked. My mother, in her infinite wisdom, has decided to wear nothing but a bokini wrapped in a windsurf sail. Much scrumpy had been consumed, and somehow she had aquirred a wodden tankard full of the stuff. She then decides to "borrow" a longboard from a 12 year old boy, drunkenly skatebaord down the middle of the road, whilst taking swigs and proclaiming loudly to everyone who could hear that her "apple juice had gone off".
I didn't know whether to feel proud or ashamed :/
(Buftoon posted this on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:54, 6 replies)

proud.
definitely proud.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:55, closed)

Click for Bokini
Not in Urbandictionary yet, was it a serendipitous typo?
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:12, closed)

Duly edited :)

(Buftoon posted this on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:58, closed)

Noooooooo!
I liked Bokini - I imagined it was the sort of ill-fitting swimsuit a varicose-veined, ill-shaped older lady might wear.
I.e. like a bikini, but makes you boke (as in 'dry retch')

Please edit it back; you've coined a new word!
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:19, closed)

Just because you gave it a description
I'll change it back. Might have to use that word now :)
(Buftoon posted this on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:48, closed)

No offence to your Mother

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:42, closed)

no offence Word
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55, closed)

I think
that might be the best policy :P
(Buftoon posted this on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:14, closed)

Proud...
... although children over about 6 rarely seem either proud or amused by their parents.

Glad you put "bokini" back. I shall be helping spread the love of that one.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:07, closed)