Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Really glad you made it out alive and sensible.I'm dreading some of the tales that are potentially going to be devastating. Being a new Father myself, even picking up a beer fills me with guilt. Luckily I get one night a week with friends away from the house to kick back a little.
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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my mother once decided the car had 'broken' after a day on the piss with family friends.with my comatose stepfather in the passenger seat, and my sister and i in the back (nine and seven respectively) the equally drunk host of the party helpfully informed her that it was fine - it was just that she was pressing the brake not the accelerator. she managed to stay conscious until she'd driven us home. well played, mother.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:31,
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