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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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My parents
drank and behaved out of character for the evening HAHAHA I TELL EVERYONE
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:25, 9 replies)
Good for you mate.
I remember this one time; I was walking my lady home and thought that mumble mumble HA HA HA HA. Big Pissy Flaps! Of course I was very very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:27, closed)
You horrid cunt, my parents are alcoholics and you telling his tale is effectively you turning this counselling website into an irreverent comedy site.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:30, closed)
Derivative troll is derivative.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:32, closed)
You horrid bully.
It's stuff like this that is ruining this support group.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:34, closed)
Help yourself to kleenex and weak orange squash.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:39, closed)
I went to
one of those meetings once BUT I WENT DRUNK AND ACTED AS PEOPLE WOULD NOT USUALLY EXPECT ONE TO ACT IN THIS SITUATION HAHAHAH I TELL IT EVERY CHRISTMAS
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:45, closed)
Would you recommend the veal?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:56, closed)
No.
But I would recommend an actual veil to disguise any shame and/or horrific alcohol related scars while you are there.
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:06, closed)
Excellent thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:37, closed)

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