Fire
One bonfire night a few years ago the fire was dying down and i desperately raked for things in the house which could be used to fuel the fire.

i stubled upon a bunch of those paint tins you got with airfix models, you know the little metal ones with the metal pop-off lid.

I dumped about 10 of them into the fire and watched.

Then they started to explode, the lids would pop off sending the metal tubs, red-hot, flying through the air like rockets.

It was fairly spectacular until one of them fired out and rocketed directly into my bollocks with surprising force, leaving me on my knees in pain and covered in metallic paint.
(Pimp my Clown is going back to the future on, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 19:44, Reply)