Fell out of a London bus (the old routemasters)
You know when the bus slows down before a traffic light, you know its not going that fast, its safe to jump off right???

WRONG, don't do it.
Especially not at Piccadilly circus.
Especially not at Christmas.
Especially not in front of a tour group.

Hit the floor running and after two steps my momentum caught up with my feet. Down goes head, up goes feet. Rolled three times before stopping in a heap with a group of tourists staring wide eyed at me.

My head and knees hurt for a day or so after but my cheeks still blaze at the thought.

WAIT FOR THE BUS TO STOP BEFORE GETTING OFF!!
They should put a sign up or something.
(astrosinmyeyes is hoping Manson is released before, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 12:01, 2 replies)

"Here is a typical Londoner departing from the bus"
We probably thought it was the way you were supposed to get off the bus and were making mental notes to use the Tube.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 14:00, closed)

"Thanks to me, they have a warning!"
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 3:51, closed)