I got a new DRILL!!!!
I got a new drill a few weeks ago and was planning on doing some drilling!!!!

I plugged it in and I was ready to GO DRILL SOME STUFF!!!

All I need to do now is open the plastic bag which contains the screws.... I know, I'll USE THE DRILL!!!

As the cutting impliments are in the next room I used the drill as a primitive scissoring device which promptly wound the whole bag of screws and some of my finger up in to the drill bit causing blood, girlish screams and a shower of sharp screws...

End result: I have to do all my drilling and screwing (fnarrr!) with a poorly hand and niggling feelings of self-loathing as a result of my blatant foolishness which sort of ruined the whole drill experience...

Until I remembered you can do the robot dance with drill noise sound effects!!

YAY!!! Drill drill drill....
(aroe_m0rre, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 17:07, 5 replies)

aye
I purposely have not bought myself a drill because i know i will kill myself with it or put my house to a state of disrepair!
(Miggyman, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 17:24, closed)

You sir...
Are brilliant! I have NEVER considered using the drill sound effects to compliment my robot dance! Absolutely bloody brilliant!

I can see already that I will get no work done tomorrow for I shall be roboting with appropriate sound effects ALL day long!

Thanks for that!
Sean
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 5:51, closed)

Drilling is fun.....
.....but not quite as much fun as smashing things
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:28, closed)

better than a drill
definitely a power saw...
preferably one without safe guards.

or a good sledge hammer.
20lbs should do
(fisherOfApples123 -=destroyer of toilets=-, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 7:42, closed)

I assume
you used it as a gun at some point; pointing it at a loved one or ornament; maybe pretending to be "quick on the draw" with it ?
(kitescreech still here, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 18:13, closed)