When i was a food till monkey..
I was serving a particularly breathtaking example of a teenage girl (i was a teenager, im not a glitterer) when she dropped her change into the gap between the edge of the counter and the till surface which then rolled under one of those industrial sized refrigeration units. I see a chance to impress this girl with my manly change based heroics and proclaim that i will move the fridge to get her change. I grab hold of both sides of the front of the icy beast and pull as hard as i can (forgetting the front of a fridge is a door) thus opening the door into my own face at cosmic speed. I woke up 2 mins later with the girl and a member of staff making sure i was alive. In a strange twist of fate i actually ended up with the girl in question at a party some weeks later.
(Captain_FourString, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:56, 2 replies)

At least
she was nice enough to not laugh about it!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 31 Dec 2007, 15:52, closed)

have a click!
click!
( zulu eh?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:46, closed)