Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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What woman wouldn't be attention seekingafter a whole year with no one in the sack? JESUS. And to cap it all, after years and years single, I've finally met someone I fancy (a cosmologist Brian Cox-type)and nervously propositioned him - turns out he's only in a bloody open relationship!
But it gets weirder. I asked him to come back to my place - so he's coming tonight. Finally - I'm going to get a lay (or so I thunk!)
Turns out this open relationship of his is quite unusual, as it doesn't really involve sex???!!! Cuddling and massage so he tells me...Jesus, you should see the email thread. BAFFLING AND BEEEEZARRE.
So anyway, he's coming round tonight (I am -8hours GMT) and my sexy-fate hangs in the balance. Will I finally get it? Or will I just be left with oily shoulders and a damp patch? (where the oil spilled, of course)
I may be new to the board, but by god I intend to abuse it.
(Too rude for Facebook as my prude brother tells me)
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