"Hey!" ........................."Hey!"
Listen!

I have the easiest job ever.It's just me and my boss where I work - he does a lot of what I guess you could call freelance combat work.

I'm behind him all the way - it's my job to give him the lowdown on any new developments. Everything I say is bang on form, incredibly useful and right on time. My alert system, as you can see above, is better than an iphone.

Why my job is so easy? I repeat the same crap over and over again, flash at my boss for no reason *at all* and then disappear in the final battle because this corporate badass Ganondorf wants to take over our patch and I get all overpowered. No bluesky thinking for me.

But hey! hey! I'll always be back. Except at the very end. Again. Proving that, Link, you were never the boss of me.
(treaclebriggs, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 19:27, 3 replies)

fuck you, navi, you irritating little cunt!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 19:38, closed)

Wow you got it easy.
My boss and all the other guys on the team just flap around, standing there like twats.

As soon as anything happens it's "Ramirez, do this!" "Ramirez, do that!" I'm bloody sick of it I am, the Russians can have the bloody country it's nothing to do with me.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:49, closed)

Clicks for the LoZ reference
What I never understood was why Link went looking for Navi in the sequel (Majoras Mask)

Navi was a irritating sod when she got a chance to speak.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:57, closed)