Maccy D's
One Saturday evening many moons ago, I lent my mate £2 so he could get himself a BigMac, at the time there was a promotion on where you pull the little flap on the box and you could win something, so he pulled the flap off and won...another bigmac, on that box, he also won...another big mac, this continued and he'd won about 6 bigmacs.

so we were waiting at the bus stop for our ride home, chomping on loads of bigmac's and laughing and joking like the teens we were until a middle aged woman,in about her 50's at the bus shelter turned round and shouted

'Behave yourselves!!'

my mate turns round and says
'calm down, cant I have a laugh with my friends?'

She then says
'Im a pregnant woman you know!'
'your pregnant?'
'.......yes'

we burst out laughing, she then proceeds to get and umbrella out of her bag and threaten us with it, until a bus parks a few stops up, she jumps up runs like hell towards the vehicle shouting

'ITS ME BUSSSSS!!!!!'

and launches herself onto the handrail, grabs it, swings round, banged her head and ends up rolling in the middle of the pavement
We was LMAOing whilst the poor woman was assisted onto the bus and she was on her way.

We was all enjoying a good chuckle until one of our lads, not the sharpest tool in the shed, blurts out..

'she weren't wearing any pants y'know....'
'ERRRGGHHHHHHHH!!! you actually looked....'
(Lord Chode, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:44, 3 replies)

You shouldn't laugh at a woman who is with child.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:54, closed)

she
wasnt with a child

she was a lil screwed in the head, she werent even pregnant
(Lord Chode, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:40, closed)

That much
seems obvious.
I'd be impressed if she was, at fifty-something.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:02, closed)