Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Not goodI used be an Ice hockey goalkeeper - I took a slapshot in the nuts at a training session from the distance of about 3 metres. Goalies wear big "boxes" to protect their manhood and abdominal area. Did the fucking puck not just move the box and encroach upon my man bags! Jesus H Christ! The pain ... I was levelled for the next half hour, on the ice trying to be sick. Showering after that was fun. My left test swelled to the size of an apple - The next day the doc told me to take three days off and insisted that i have no "funny business" with the wife - It's great when old doc's speak like that :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 12:03, Reply)
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