
As a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
( , Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Whilst backpacking the ol' USA by rail the train steward kept telling us off for occasionally swearing during a late night drinking session in the cafe carriage. Eventually threatening to close the cafe if we did it again.
To which I replied "Sounds like Bollocks to me!"
When challenged I convinced him and my American drinking companions that "Bollocks" was an English word for "A reasonable deal".
Understandably I delighted next morning when ordering a breakfast coffee to go with my hangover and the guy in front of me says:
"Large coffee please".
"That'll be $1.50".
"Bollocks".
I nearly passed out with laughter through inability to draw in breath.
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:59, Reply)
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