Duke of Edinburgh
Tents had been set up, spliffs had been consumed, I had run out of vodka. What other alcohol might be available on a camping trip?

That's right, meths.

Seeing as meths is undrinkable neat, I combined it with the most logical mixer.

Custard.

Such was my alcoholism in the day, I actually managed a whole bowl of meths custard.

Don't do it kids.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:26, 12 replies)

Click for bravery
Is that the trampy equivalent of "Vodka Jelly"?

The perfect dessert for those of no fixed abode.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:29, closed)

Your hardcore.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:34, closed)

^
What about her hardcore? Did it do something interesting?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:46, closed)

Haha, fuck me!
I did a real lol of astonishment when I read this =)

*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:48, closed)

Meths Custard
Now that's putting the mental into experimental! Nicely survived. Sounds more palatable than special brew too

@PJM - I'm sure meths custard could be combined with Vodka Jelly for some sort of lethal trifle. Just need to source some alcoholic sponge from somwhere...
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:01, closed)

My word!
That would've killed a lesser person!

Nice survial skills!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:34, closed)

DiT
The meths or the lack of alcohol?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:46, closed)

The important question is
What brand of custard?
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:51, closed)

yay!
more "naughty custard"
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:03, closed)

after running out of drink options (and ice)...
at womad about 10 years ago, late sunday afternoon i told mike vortex (R.I.P) it was either warm white wine or gin and ambrosia carton custard.

he chose the gin and custard! the hero!

and a new way of getting fucked was born.

except it's no more than a convenience version of old dutch advocaat but what the hell, it works!

have a click x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 20:49, closed)

I'd finished Dof E by this point
But up a mountain in North Yorkshire on New years day, having spent the night up there, I made my breakfast pot noodle with boiled beer.

tasted somewhere between wet dog and arse.
(nobbyd is wanking furiously to industrial grade porn on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:55, closed)