Angry Chris
From the age of 11 to the age of 18 i used to go to a drama group on saturday mornings. When i was about 16 a boy called chris joined. The only way to describe him was that he looked like a potato. i've never seen a more potato ish person in my life.
But anywho that could have been overlooked if he was of normal temperment. However, chris was possibly the angriest person i've ever met. The smalled thing would send him over the edge and create a half an hour long splurge of garbled west country swearing and shouting.

After seeing him reach these fits of rage a few times, we realised the only sensible things we could do as humans beings was to see how many time we could subtely touch him before he killed someone.

so the games began......

Some one sitting next to him would lighty brush against his arm, or we would bump into him when walking past him. The rules of the experiment dictated that we couldn't acknowledge that we touched him or apologise as poor manners we're likely to be the cherry on the cake of course.

And good for him, he lasted a good month before going mental and pinning some poor boy up against the wall by his throat.

What i learned from this experiment: never anger a potato.
(minsh, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:55, 1 reply)

*click*
Just for "never anger a potato"
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:05, closed)