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I used to have a job setting up non-geographic numbers (freephone, 0845, 0870, premium rate etc.) - fairly basic stuff, but we always had to make a quick test call to make sure we hadn't inadvertently directed a children's charity's 0800 number to an live S&M service or what have you.

Anyway, at one family reunion or another I was feeling particularly fed up with my gran's invasive questioning, so when she asked me what it was I did at work, I told her, completely truthfully, that I sat and phoned gay chatlines all day.

The shock didn't *quite* finish her off...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 17:47, Reply)