FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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my french testback in year 9...
Wrote a load of English nonsense where we were meant to put french... the title was one of the ridiculous "que-ce-se-quel-qu-qu" things, so I just put "qu-qu-qu-qu-qu". put my name down as Eileen Dover (in an all boys school) and wrote "(teacher name) is a witch". lower on the sheet, it said, "burn the witch!" with a lovely little picture.
It got copied and mailed home to both of my parents. My dad went apeshit and phoned up to have a go at me. My mum thought it was hilarious and took it to show everybody in her office. It got passed up the building and mailed to the other branch, who in turn eventually mailed it back.
I still have that test. It's fucking legendary. I show it to everybody I can, and with a smug smile on my face, I say "I did this!" while I suddenly realise what a fucking child I look like :-)
(, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 3:25, Reply)
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