I came back from Disneyland yesterday. I wasn't sick in a hedge but I did piss in their lake. And got chucked out of the Disney Village.
Then I saw a middle aged man standing at a urinal with his trousers and pants around his ankles having a wee.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:05, 5 replies)

why do people do that?
I've witnessed it at work, grown men in suits with their trousers and pants down at the urinal...

the best/worst was a guy who I saw in a motorway service station, he'd assumed the stance but was at the little urinals in the 'boys' section of the toilets (it was a whole little room dedicated to young uns, never seen it before or since and I can't remember where I was) I saw him being asked to leave by the duty manager as I was washing my hands.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:29, closed)

One of the vanity cards
at the end of "Big Bang Theory" read:
"Sometimes at public toilets I use the childrens' urinal and pretend I'm a giant."
Still makes me chuckle...
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:46, closed)

It was absolutely hilarious. My stomach is killing me from laughing so much.
Then again, I also laughed at one of the men at the ticket booth being called Steeve.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:55, closed)

I like to call my friend Neil 'Neeel' whenevery I write his name... it makes me smile.

(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:32, closed)

yes, whenevery
D'oh!
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:32, closed)