chicken tickling
not me but a mate...

he has this fantastic chat up line, which also includes a hands on demonstration, (which surprisingly seems to work) that he is in fact a..........chickentickler. Sounds terrible, but with his gift of the gab he seems to pull it off, but not this one time.

So a group of us are out, including the above mentioned friend's wingman that he normally goes out pulling with (the wingman has also been known to try out the chickentickler line occasionally as well, but with less success).

Said friend spotted a lady that he wished to spend the night with and struck up conversation at the bar with her, as time goes on with their conversation it gets to the inevitable moment where the lady asks him what he does for a living, out comes the line...

"Oh I work in research with the farming community, chickens mainly at the moment, I'm trying to find better ways of producing eggs, but at the same time keeping the hens as comfortable as possible.......I'm basically a chickentickler at the moment.

"You're a what?!"

"A chickentickler, I help free range hens produce better eggs by tickling them, its fantastic!"

(laughter)

"Seriously! You should see the technique I use, it's amazing! In fact..."

(Proceeds to the hands on demonstration)

Unfortunately at the moment where he is leaning in to provide his tickling demonstration he looks across the bar and freezes.....there is his wingman in full view of himself and his potential pull for the night demonstrating how to tickle chickens on a woman.

In all honesty if he hadn't frozen and uttered the word "Bastard" he might have gotten away with it, but as soon as he did the lady he was with followed his line of sight and clued up instantly....crash and burn.
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:35, 1 reply)

chickens...
wingman.... i see what you did there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:45, closed)