I really hate
Where to start? Here's my list.

Michael McIntyre - you must have read my mind. Pretentious, pretends not to be posh when he clearly is and is about as funny as needing a shit whilst having root canal surgery.

Vanessa Feltz - shoot her now. If she really is a size 12 then I'm getting my arse down to Weight Watchers pronto.

Ricky Gervais - oh that character you played in the Office, genius, where did you get your ideas from? He didn't. He is David fucking Brent, and he's still dining out on that fucker now.

Katie Price/Jordan/whatever - absolutely vile oxygen thief.

Lewis Hamilton - gappy toothed big headed twat. And when I say I don't support this stupid cunt, I get accused of being racist. Nope, I just hate him with a passion.

John Goodman - I can't watch anything with him in because he's fat and American and gets on my tits.

There are undoubtedly more but that's all I can muster for now.

EDIT - I have also got to add Tim The Big Dawg Westwood, Trevor Nelson, Fearne Cotton and Jeremy Kyle to this list - all wankers.
(Pumba Look for the red flashing light again... no!!!!!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:33, 2 replies)

But
Lewis Hamilton does have a lot to do.

What with running America, winning F1 races and playing world class golf. He has a right to be big headed ;-)
(dchurch bah, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:31, closed)

Tim Westwood
Now there IS a twat!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 21:42, closed)