I’ve seen Chris Moyles mentioned here alot..
My own personal hatred of him is based purely on the fact that when he speaks on the radio I imagine him lying there, writhing in his own bodily secretions like a big fat slug, inhaling pies, cakes and faeces whilst simultaneously regurgitating into a microphone covered in his own spunk all the while surrounded by Salacious Crumb-like cronies who’s only purpose is to help the fat git choke to death on his own ego.


That feels better.
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:07, 5 replies)

That's marvellous.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:21, closed)

Ha ha, how vivid!
He is the Jabba to Radio 1's Tattooine, and his cronies are like his little imp that cackles at everything he says.
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:35, closed)

Couldn't agree more.
He probably keeps young women in metal bikinis chained to his throne too. We can only hope that one of them chokes him to death. And then Radio 1 explodes or something. And Terry Wogan is Luke's father.
(Uncle Comrade, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:10, closed)

I share your hate
A true poet if ever i met one!
(ukraine space monkey, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:06, closed)

Hahahaha!!
I have never found the right words to describe that talentless cunt but you sir, have put it most beautifully. You receive my clickies!! :D
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:50, closed)