The logistics seem daunting.
I really don't see how anyone manages to have a threesome. I had trouble enough getting one woman to have sex with me, let alone two at the same time. Both of which have to be okay with group bisexuality. And who have to actually be attracted to each other, as well.

Let me put this mathematically:
Sx = odds of being willing to have sex with me (expressed as a fraction)
Bi = odds of being willing to have sex with another woman
3s = odds of being willing to have sex with two partners at once
Mm = odds of finding other partner attractive

Chance of a threesome? = (Sx*Bi*3s*Mm)^2
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:12, 15 replies)

Who said we were talking about two women?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:13, closed)

you missed out
$$ = Money
% = Booze/drugs

Chance of a threesome? = $$ + % - (Sx*Bi*3s*Mm)^2
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:27, closed)

Let s = sex appeal, with r being the vector for random encounters and b being the boldness to seal the deal.

This gives a formula for threesomes of = (5rs)^(bs(n!)s)
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:40, closed)

Oh, well-played

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:16, closed)

Thank you.
I always have this creeping paranoia that I've been too subtle.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:41, closed)

Ha ha!

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 12:19, closed)

Basically if you try and plan a threesome it'll never happen
You can spend years trying. Then, just when you least expect it, bang! Threesome! Didn't see that coming, didya?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:42, closed)

I've spent years not expecting to have a threesome.
Last week, I got gang raped. :(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:14, closed)

The correct term is 'sausaged'

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:17, closed)

More of a vigorous burgering, really.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:51, closed)

If there really was a formula for getting women to sleep with you
I'd have tried harder in maths.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:09, closed)

I suspect the real reason you don't get much sex is because you express your own inadequacy in terms of pseudo- scientific formulae.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:30, closed)

I bet you can't understand
Why all the girls just go for assholes when you're such a nice guy?
(Eukanuba, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:51, closed)

You forgot to factor in the revulsion towards maths-nerd aspergers types
who have heads shaped like canoes.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 21:09, closed)

(rogerzilla, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 18:56, closed)