* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me but my cousin......once got barred from a chinese takeaway / chippy for dropping a rather nasty silent one. He was told by the chinese lady "please to do that outside!" as he was shown to the door. I was crying with laughter, or maybe it was stinging my eyes. It was rank though.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:21, Reply)
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