* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Our dog BenOnce farted infront of the gas fire, and lit his own fart.
The surprise and confusion as he leapt up and whipped around to see what what going on with his bum was quite special.
Length - dunno, but it definitely went "woof".
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 1:51, Reply)
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