* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I work as a waiterand take pleasure in quietly farting near people when they are eating. Also farting near people in shops, pubs and clubs, quickly walking away and looking back to see their expression amuses me greatly.
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Malaka omdz, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 23:59,
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