* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me but a friend...Quite a few years ago now was telling us what she'd been up to at the weekend, on the way to school.
She'd been for a walk with her family, at some point her dad asked her to tie his shoelace for her. Call it the innocence of youth or something but she didn't think there was anything odd about this request and bent down to do it, quick as a flash the "dirty bastard" (her words not mine) turned around and let one go right in her face.
He thought it was hilarious. She described it as the most disturbing thing that had happened in her life so far.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 18:11, Reply)
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