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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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Is "ambulance" really such a difficult word, you colonial cretin?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:49, 4 replies)
Maybe it's so he can put 'ambodextrous' on his CV.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:50, closed)
Hang on, ambulance!
I thought he was talking about Ted Nugent.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:52, closed)
I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME.
FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:58, closed)
I would put Shambo in an Ambo.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:26, closed)
Welcome to the Shambulance.
Bow chicka bow wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:27, closed)
I see what you did there. Well, apart from the 'bow chicka bow wow' bit.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:33, closed)
it's my life soundtrack chicka bow

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 16:07, closed)
ambo
I have a phobia about saying ambulence
(stygof, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 15:35, closed)
and a phobia of spelling "ambulance"?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 15:58, closed)
spell check
ffs do I have to explain even simple sarcasm?
(stygof, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 16:05, closed)
you seem to be confusing "sarcasm" and "illiteracy"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 16:42, closed)
I got it. The theme is phobias and fears (one and the same thing but letting that one slide)
and you said that you had a phobia about ambulence (lol lol lol)
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 19:33, closed)
Cool ... you've spelled a word wrong that's in the post you're replying to.
That's some genuinely Oz-level stoopid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 16:06, closed)

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