My daughter has an irrational fear of Mayonnaise. I am entirely responsible for this. She is now 16 and head lice happened when she was 5. I read an effective way of getting rid of these critters was lashings of mayonnaise, beer, vinegar and mouth rinse applied to the head then wrapped up. I duly did this,leaving her to sleep with the afore mentioned on her head. At 3 o'clock in the morning she wandered into my room. 'Mummy, I don't like mayonnaise'. She looked positively yellow in the half light so I panicked and got the stuff of her head. Also, I tried to give her fish oil by mixing it with mayonnaise in a seperate incident. That may have helped with the phobia.
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:24, 11 replies)

don't take this the wrong way
but you're clearly too thick to be responsible for a child
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:26, closed)

I have taken it the wrong way.
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:44, closed)

did you mix it with mayonnaise and smear it on your hair?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:46, closed)

It worked, and that's all I care about.

(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 16:39, closed)

yerr ... I can see why you wouldn't care about using a ridiculous folk "cure" and causing enough disgust to induce a phobia in a child
It's not like cheap and safe treatments are available from every pharmacy and supermarket

Mnnnnmmmmmnnnnnnnngggngngngnnngggg.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 17:59, closed)

It worked without the use of chemicals!

(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 18:08, closed)

seriously? did you go to school?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 18:16, closed)

It was organic mouthwash
From the listerine vine. You usually find them in close proximity to the Colgate bush famous for its fruit of fresh mint gel.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 1:47, closed)

I love people who fear chemicals.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:15, closed)

Shocking waste of beer...
(HerWorseHalf, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 2:19, closed)

"Mayonnaise"

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:54, closed)