reading festival 2007
The year is 2007 and i am throughly enjoying my first ever music festival.

Me and two of my friends are walking along the campsite to our tents, when a young lady of about the same age bumps into me pretty hard, almost knocking me over, and making me drop my beer.

"watch where your going love"...and sauntered off....rather cooly if i do say so myself.

she went mental. Started yelling at me about how it was my fault for not looking where i was going, and that i was a complete dickhead. I cowered in shame as she literally went red in the face screaming at me, the occasional wimper escaping from my frightened mouth. Eventually the abuse stopped and she stormed off.

At this stage my friends were absolutely pissing themselves laughing at me. So as she walked off, I thought i'd yell something at her to save what little dignity i had left.

I'm sure many people know the feeling of trying to think up an insult on the spot and it failing miserably. So in as loud a voice as i could muster I yelled at her:

"well.....you've got rubbish hair!!"

Even the bloke in the fucking angels and airwaves t-shirt shook his head at me.
(apo-dap, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:15, 2 replies)

fail

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:22, closed)

Truly fail
A bloke in a Tom DeLonge fuckup band t-shirt thought it was bad? No, sir, 'tis epicFail.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 23:04, closed)