I'm truly glad you don't go to festivals
As it means I will never meet you at one. In my experience they are a lot of fun and I don't much like being called a muppet by a posturing moron who doesn't know what he's talking about.
1) how exactly do you know, and I quote, that they are 'shit, full of twats and mud' if you've never been, and 2) if you think that staying at home and listening to the cd or watching the match on TV is in any way comparable to the electric atmosphere that is present at every live show I've been to - and by general consensus, most everyone else feels the same buzz - then you are very sadly, almost pitiably mistaken.
(berk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, 1 reply)

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Dear muppet.
1. I never said I hadn't been.
2. Check your dictionary, under "Muppet" you will find Festival goer.
which kind of proves my point. Doesn't it. Muppet.
(godisdove I like cheese, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:10, closed)