Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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You sound lovely.If I were a woman I'd totally do you.
And have a click for the Princess Di joke and for "songs of praise-loving wheelbarrow of wussiness." Nicely done, sir!
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 9:55, 1 reply)
Don't know about Lovely,But he is lucky, his 'Better' half is a Diamond! and worthy of his rant.
You go girl! oops i mean boy?!?
and grow a set will ya!
*Clickage* for Mrs Cheeky (I know what she goes through)
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:07, closed)
Good Point...I should have mentioned that the mere fact any woman will put up with a cock-itch like me for more than 8 seconds without calling the mong police deserves a nobel peace prize and a lottery grant.
Here's to the present Mrs Twisty Cheeky - (married over 10 years now - you get less than that for aggravated assault nowadays - can't remember when I broke the one-and-a-half mirrors* etc etc)
*Jokes provided courtesy of Bernard Manning, Jim Davidson or some other useless cunt.
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