A quick question
As has been touched upon by a few of our, er, esteemed colleagues, there seem to be a number of women who have something of a thing for a man in a suit.
Now I suspect that what they mean is they have a thing for an attractive man in a suit but that's not what I'm curious about, so apologies for my digressing.

What I'm wondering about is whether the whole smartly-dressed thing covers kilts as well.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 23:15, 11 replies)

If I had a penis, it would go
BOING!!!

What's the female equivalent of being turned on in an instant?

I just love when the six nations are on, and for a weekend all the hot Scots invade in their kilts and rugby shirts...

I think I need to lie down....
(Lolitaslittlesister, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:13, closed)

I can't bring to mind...
...any onomatopoeic words for widen or moisten, and I can't imagine any being as humorously inoffensive as "boing" to use about your own anatomy.

Although I'll probably be pondering this for the rest of the day now
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:58, closed)

it's
probably bad that I instantly thought... 'squish'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:34, closed)

...
I would have to say no but this may be because I have an odd great-step-uncle who, despite being in his late 60's or possibly even older, still sees fit to turn up to family events wearing a leather kilt. I've never dared ask what clan it is. Fisty McBondage, I suspect.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:24, closed)

Almost right.
It's actually a hyphenate, Fisty-McBondage.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:42, closed)

Ah
I'm sorry. I meant to tell you about my great step-ancestor, first name Fisty, second name McBondage. He was the son of Mona and Alan (who was dyslexic and so swapped the N and the L whenever he recorded his name) Bondage.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:47, closed)

not
usually. It reminds me of that Carry-On film where the soldiers have to frighten their enemy by raising their kilts to give a view of the bits underneath
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 0:31, closed)

The Burpas
were routed.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 5:06, closed)

A mate went out with a rather boorish Scot
who wore his kilt to a couple of weddings they went to.

'Hamish' was usually drunk or high when I met him and would always drag the convo over to sex.
He claimed that he never wore the kilt without pulling, sometimes more than once, and that the only complaint he got was that the sporran was a little heavy on the girls' heads!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 5:27, closed)

Yes to kilts
It is even worth a post of its own.
(russet_gusset up the reds, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 6:46, closed)

your question has been answered
by one of our lovely colleagues: www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post550622
(vladk2k, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:01, closed)