Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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When I was a kid...... my mate had bought a lighter to school, he was so cool, anyway, on the way back from school we took the scenic route via the recreation ground. It was the height of summerand the grass was dry so we decided to set alight to a clump grass that had been mowed a few days before. But it was drier than we thought, and even the grass that was still growing was very dry and the whole fucking bank woofed into flames and most of the football pitch... and being the brave young, bravados that we were, we... err... legged it.
We went back the next day to admire our handy work, only to be informed that one of the locals had spotted us the day before... so we legged it again. Nothing was said about it again, but we got a few nasty looks from local people over the following few weeks.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 21:45, Reply)
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