Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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chocolate cakeBack in my uni days (shortly after the invention of the combustion engine) I had memorised the recipe for chocolate cake and would make it when I returned from the pub and was a bit peckish. One night I was rather hungry and more than a bit pissed and decided to make a cake. I put it in the oven and then promptly passed out.
I was awoken several hours later by my flatmates and several concerned neighbours with smoke billowing out of the flat and the kitchen on fire.
I'm not allowed to make it anymore :-(
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 1:01, Reply)
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