Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Neighbours... (edit: just realised this is a bit lame - it was funnier at the time!)Our neighbours decided to burn some garden refuse with the aid of 5 litres of petrol. The poured the majority of the petrol onto the pile of leaves and then trickled a fuse of petrol up the garden to the front of their house. They lit it and the force of the petrol catching was enough to knock them all off their feet and made our house shake - and it rained leaves for about an hour.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:06, Reply)
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