Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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PyromaniacathonWell, in my life I have set fire to:
My hand
My hair
My leg hair
A roll of toilet paper
A Sara Lee chocolate Danish
Deodorant cans
Bottles of wine
Air freshener
Cigarettes (too many)
and a packet of marshmallows.
All for fun you understand. Does anyone else agree that burning hair smells of popcorn and petrol?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:44, Reply)
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