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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

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My breadmaker broke

(Mr Gronk, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 20:15, 3 replies)
Grease the shaft.
Before each loaf, pull off the paddle, and put a blob of butter or margarine all the way round the shaft.
This greatly prolongs the life of the bread pan.
(speedevil, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 22:08, closed)
This also works for masturbation.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 23:41, closed)
I will try this
in appreciation of its blatantly sexual overtones.
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