make KFC gravy available in the shops.

(men boles Benea, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:30, 9 replies)

That stuff is far too nice to only be served at KFC.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:40, closed)

pikey

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:56, closed)

I shudder to think what "KFC gravy" might be,
although I'd hazard a guess at water, salt, and browning.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:22, closed)

it tastes like comfortable
(men boles Benea, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:38, closed)

Fabric softener?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:22, closed)

Hell
Yeah! :D
(bottle_cap, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:26, closed)

^This!^
It should be available for free, just for the asking.
Anyone who wants some should be able to wander into a shop and say
"Hey, give me a pint of KFC Gravy"

It should come in special pots so you know what you're getting.

And it should be liberally laced with potassium cyanide so that any cunt who drinks so much as a drop of this foetid jism is dead by the time they hit the floor and can be recycled into the next vat of cunt bait.

Fuck KFC, better that the slack jawed monobrowed turd suckers who eat there starve so they don't have the energy to spawn the next generation of benefit cheats and oxygen thieves.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:20, closed)

You been sacked then?

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:24, closed)

yeah!
And also offer gravy in the other countries where KFC is. I don't want to buy a pot of mash just so I can have a slither of gravy with my chicken.
(placenta pug life, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 18:38, closed)