B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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^This!^It should be available for free, just for the asking.
Anyone who wants some should be able to wander into a shop and say
"Hey, give me a pint of KFC Gravy"
It should come in special pots so you know what you're getting.
And it should be liberally laced with potassium cyanide so that any cunt who drinks so much as a drop of this foetid jism is dead by the time they hit the floor and can be recycled into the next vat of cunt bait.
Fuck KFC, better that the slack jawed monobrowed turd suckers who eat there starve so they don't have the energy to spawn the next generation of benefit cheats and oxygen thieves.
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:20,
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