opened a wound....
1. ban pushchairs from shops at weekends.
2. put those yellow lines you get at box junctions in the doorways to shops to stop twats from standing there.
3. Arrest the McCanns for Kidnap and Murder.
4. Free facelift to Shannon Mathews.
5. Advert breaks to be no longer that 2:30 by law and to be staggered accross channels.
6. EU to investigate why its ok to fine Microsoft billions of pounds for putting IE in Windows but its fine for Apple to take your soul if you try to not use iTunes.
7. If a woman your going out with admits to performing a lude sexual act on a previous partner then she is required to perform it on you at least once so you can "feel what its like".
8. Anyone who admits to playing as the Alliance on World of Warcraft have their nuts kicked in.
9. Women who cry rape but are found to be lieing to recieve a 10 year min sentance.
10. Women to be banned from driving.
11. Not indicating to be punished by death.
12. Those who voted for Gordon Brown at the last ellection to reviece free anti-psycotic drugs.
13. Any school which moans about the govenment scrapping BSF should be set alight with the head teacher trapped inside.
(snarf81, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:02, 9 replies)

#8 made me lol
especially people who play a human. It's a fantasy game why would you not want to be a fuck off bull with an axe
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:21, closed)

Ahm
Because I'm not a socially inadequate mess of insecurities and repressed self loathing and hatred ?

I've played WoW, I've played Eve, City of Heroes, Champions Online, Lego Universe, Age of Conan, A Tale in the Desert, etc...
I've played and written more MUDs than you've had hot 19 year old bisexuals.

It's a game. You know, that shit that you do to have fun. Some people like to strut around shouting "Yeah! I'm SO damn horny you can see my fucking horns!"

Other people like to relax on an island in a lake cooking croc steaks and talking about robes and shoes.

In the real world it matters, fuck, not even enough for me to finish writing this.

Beer?
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:21, closed)

wow
as in wow not WoW

it was a humerous aside, a quip on an irreverent humerous web site not a personal attack on anyone who plays human in a role playing game

I don't even play WoW anymore because it suddenly bored me to tears when I realised I was surrounded by people who took it way WAY too seriously. I already have a job I didn't want another one

can I have a cider instead?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:24, closed)

Oh well then, that's peachy.
Too used to WoW, in which the default voice is a 13 year old sneering...

Similar position.
I remember interviewing coders all day for work, then heading home to spend the entire evening interviewing pilots for "fun".
Gave up EvE that weekend, never looked back.

Cider it is.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:52, closed)

Number 5
and force the broadcasters to run the adverts at the same volume as the preceding program.
( bane, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:32, closed)

#5
and bring back the R Wights lemonade ad
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:24, closed)

and
14. Force people to learn how to spell, correctly......
(FF_Sam is currently on call...., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:24, closed)

My mate works for the European Commission and he said that they asked for a discount on the new windows software for all of their computers and Microsoft wouldn't give it them, so they fined them instead to get it. Crafty Eurocrats
(placenta pug life, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 20:50, closed)

#12
Don't forget it was GB that kept us out of the Euro. When chancellor and PM. Whatever else he may have f****d up, that one act averted a disaster.

I'm no fan of his, I just can't understand how people continue to accuse him of essentially causing Britain to be part of the global economic meltdown.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:09, closed)