B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Instead of firing Intercontinental ballistic missiles.....fire 3 litre bottles of Zeppelin and ciggies at your enemies. Granted we'll kill an unlucky few here and there but civilian deaths will plummet and most of the enemy will turn into useless alcoholic bums and fight each other. Then invade with one stop shops and get them signed up so they can purchase more Zeppelin. Cheap, easy and no one gets hurt (badly).
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)
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