I read this but all I can hear is "I'm terrified of forrins".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:29, 2 replies)

Tell
your mum to not stand so close when you're on the computer then.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:31, closed)

I would tell YOUR mum
but she's got her ear full at the moment.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:33, closed)

Lies.
Yours doesn't touch the sides.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:36, closed)

Not of her bloody great handles, no.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:53, closed)

That will be
the ear trumpet she uses to keep you at arm's length due to the musky odour from The Little Vagabond.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:12, closed)

I heard "most foreigners are harder-working and contribute more to society than me, so I resent them".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:24, closed)

That's a little presumptuous.
I contribute a great deal to the system. I don't see how keeping money in the country is a bad thing. Making prison a hardship and an actual punishment to lower re-offending rates seems like a good idea to me.

At no point did I say "all foreigners are bad people and they spread disease" (or some other Daily Mail-esque view.) If they have a skill or a trade such as them being a tailor, chef, nurse, builder then fine, no problem. They're permanent residents of the country and will be taxed to put more back into the system. Seasonal work such as fruit and veg picking can be done by unskilled workers, such as prisoners.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:40, closed)

Have you ever actually been to prison?
Do you know what it's like?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:51, closed)

What's that - no?
Then how about you shut your fat ignorant gob.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 21:19, closed)

I haven't, no. I don't intend to. My cousin's husband has and my mother-in-law's friend is a prison warder. I know it's not all jacuzzis, PlayStations and four-poster beds.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:26, closed)